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Top Ten Reasons to Eat Eggs for Breakfast

(submitted by Noodles)

10. Dominos won't deliver before 11AM. (fifitrixiebelle)
9. A pot roast takes too long to cook. (Chuck1863)
8. After you've devoured a broiled embryo, the rest of the day can only get better! (Geoduck)
7. We need to keep that chicken population down lest they start eating OUR young! (BKred)
6. Cause baby takes too long to cook. (Strickland)
5. Eggs: The Other Other Other White Meat. (Strickland)
4. You're out of your Double Frosted Chocolate Dipped Fruitie Flakes. (spoticus)
3. Because there's no better way to wake up on a crisp winter's morn than to gobble up something that came shooting out of a chicken's reproductive system within the past week. (Buttsey57)
2. Eggs: cause if you must eat babies, make them unborn baby chickens (Strickland)
1. A chicken ate my baby. It's payback time. (Mackay)

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