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Top Ten Perks of Being Perky
(submitted by BKred)
You never have to hear concerned individuals remark, "Gee, you look tired! Are you feeling okay?"
You can annoy people yet be too cute to slap.
You actually have a viable reason to use the word "effervescent."
(Good Ol' Horseface)
You have plenty of energy to dodge the things your irritated co-workers throw at you.
(The Cruciverbalist, Buttsey57)
You need no experience, sense, or IQ to be hired at any airport.
All the people who hate you for being perky tend to be too lazy to actually cause you any harm.
You can save thousands a year on caffeinated beverages.
All awkward silences are now filled with interesting and informative stories about your cat and significant other.
You are able to find a bright side to everybody hating you for always looking on the bright side
"Why gee whillakers, it's just so darn-tootin' fun!"
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