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Top Ten Scariest Things Your Taxi Driver Can Say To You

(submitted by The Incognito Penguin)

10. "Don't worry, I'll just take a shortcut through New Jersey." (Krig the Viking)
9. "Well then, if you could just hold on to that piece of rope to keep the doors closed that would be great!" (Madam X)
8. "Here, I have a spare tin foil helmet for you in case the aliens come for me again." (Menasaur)
7. "Could you take the wheel? I need to bail out." (BKred)
6. "You ever seen that movie Deliverance? I nearly peed myself I was laughin' so hard!" (Menasaur)
5. "No I don't need the directions. I know where you live." (Buttsey57)
4. "There's a life preserver under the seat just in case we need it." (Britta-Gabrielle)
3. "I love your ... *achem* I mean ... our primitive rolling conveyances on...our...planet here." (Buttsey57)
2. "I gotta pee. Can you hand me the cup holder?" (Britta-Gabrielle)
1. "You mind if we make a stop under the bridge? I got something in the trunk to take care of." (Menasaur, Pontos)

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