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Top Ten Signs Your Football Team is in for a Losing Season

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10. The team's official motto has become, "We dont play too win, we just play to have fun." (Former GP Patriot)
9. The offensive coordinator is a pacifist. (al)
8. The cheerleaders beat 'em in a charity Powder Puff game. And sent three to the hospital! (rorschak)
7. The coach's copy of "Football for Dummies" went missing. (Drunken Vet Student)
6. The only member of the team being looked at by talent scouts is the mascot. (KT)
5. Your coach always says "The best offense is....not our offense." (Buttsey57)
4. So far, your quarterback has attempted a lay up, a free throw, and a three pointer after taking the snap. (x24_white)
3. Your coach is from London and he throws little red cards at your QB if he tries to throw the ball with his hands. (Buttsey57)
2. It's been five minutes and the quarterback has fumbled the ball twice, a linebacker has tackled his own teammates three times, and the mascot is now playing wide receiver. (Krig the Viking)
1. Three players injured trying to run through the big paper sign at the start of the game... (Arrrrggghh)

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