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Top Ten Good Things About Having a Jedi Boyfriend

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10. Neither of you has to get out of bed in a cold house to put on clothes. He floats em over. (Good Ol' Horseface)
9. He can get the beer himself without getting off the couch!!! (McShady, thegreatmoleman2.0)
8. That "Force" thing comes in handy when you can't get the lid off the pickle jar. (jep)
7. He can feel you up from across the room. (Steve Weiss)
6. Never again having to carry the groceries in. (nay)
5. Nobody makes fun of your sticky bun hairdo. (witless protection program)
4. Insert obvious lightsaber joke here... (the crazy neighbor., neon_pink_poptart)
3. The Force tends to rake it in at the slots. (Ace McTrigger)
2. Jedi mind control always gets you into the coolest clubs. (rorschak, Padme Amidala)
1. Your Dad: "And have her home by eleven o'clock!" Your Boyfriend: "She doesn't have to be home at eleven." Your Dad: "She doesn't have to be home at eleven." (Thomas Palsson)

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