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Top Ten Signs You're Having a Boring Day

(submitted by Varnish)

10. You've made a turkey-squirrel and a giraffe-toothbrush on Photoshop and written three songs about cream cheese. (LeeLee the Insane World Leader)
9. You've categorized your categories. (Buttsey57)
8. You're overjoyed to spot one of those really big, fat, buzzy, annoying flies sitting on your windowsill and heartbroken to discover it's already dead. (Major Tom)
7. You've spent the afternoon trying to think of all of Baskin Robins' 31 flavors. (Skating Zebra)
6. Your record for the patented "paperwad-over-the-shoulder swish" shot is a whopping 3:8733. (Major Tom)
5. After hours of practice and straining you can actually "flex" your hair. (Buttsey57)
4. The thought of an informative meeting on the monthly budget actually seems exciting. (Psychocow)
3. You're watching Lifetime... and you have tears in your eyes. (spazEabE)
2. You've not only gone through and unblocked all the addresses in your e-mail's "blacklist," you've started taunting the spammers to see which will respond. (Major Tom)
1. You got excited at the idea of your wife needing you to drive to the store. (Buttsey57 )

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