Signs that say "RADIOACTIVITY" apparently do not mean there's some sort of concert ticket giveaway inside.
(The Cruciverbalist)
A vacuum cleaner does not make a suitable anniversary gift.
(Menasaur)
Do not mention the pants incident.
(LeeLee the Vegetative Rodent)
Grenadine and grenades are two completely different things.
(The Cruciverbalist)
From now on, date only mute women.
(Buttsey57)
It's still fun and games when someone else loses an eye.
(Menasaur)
No one else believes boogers can talk. Avoid public debates.
(Buttsey57)
Wish yourself Happy Birthday 2moro!
(BetsyDoodles)
Remember to pay more attention to the road when you are driv -- DAMN! that was close.
(Major Tom)
"Note to self: please run all future notes by me first. We need to cut down on the inefficiency around here"
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