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Top Ten Reasons to Become an Environmental Activist
(submitted by El_Jefe)
Global warning is really screwing up your Christmas ski trip plans.
Four words: money, power, women, sandals
(Oops I did it again.)
You figured PETA had to be a Greek sandwich club. You were wrong.
Hunting deer is no longer a challenge. But hunting hunters...
(Baby of The Grace Project by BJ Worth)
You can repel all forms of criticism because you mean well.
You're still chained to that tree where your brother left you, so why not?
March around with signs. Skip school. Get on TV. Nuff said.
(Catwiz -Save the Frogs-)
Everbody just laughed at your idea about becoming an Accounting Activist.
You figure if you get on the enviornment's side this year, maybe it won't send so many hurricanes your way next year.
You need a hug from a tree as badly as the tree needs a hug from you.
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