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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Alternative Energy Sources that Never Made It

(submitted by Toxicgonzo)

10. Jiggling the toilet handle to stop it from running (Sissy Roll)
9. Gastro-intestinal wind power (The Incognito Penguin)
8. "LAOC:" Turning coal into dinosaurs and making them run around on treadmills to generate power (Topher)
7. Wagging dog tails (Sarah H.)
6. Sneezing: Not enough worldwide pepper production to fuel it (Chattenoog Atchoo-choo!)
5. Senatorial wind power: Though plentiful, it is just too unreliable. (Maniac Bob)
4. Static Electricity: It was too hard to run a toaster by taking on and off your sweater really fast. (Unck42)
3. Having the elderly run on treadmills wasn't as efficient as traditional fossil fuels. (Chuck1863)
2. Road rage: You could power a car for a week on one good bout of righteous indignation. (Skating Zebra)
1. Forcing people who are giddy after a good first date to ride bicycle generators 'till morning (Buttsey57)

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