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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Reasons to Become a Hairdresser

(submitted by My mom is Jenny C)

10. If you get a rude customer, you can embarrass them for weeks with pretense of a miscommunication. (Dish Network CSR)
9. You get to play with girls' hair for a living. (The Crazy Neighbor.)
8. After the accident in the lab, you have decided you weren't cut out for rocket science. (spoticus)
7. Your therapist told you to find a constructive outlet for your impulses. (Major Tom)
6. Two word: captive audience. (Ariesgirl)
5. Strategy: the more blonds you create, the smarter you look.... (Oops I did it again.)
4. You love sharp objects and aren't smart enough to be a surgeon. (spoticus)
3. As a barber you can only charge $20 for a haircut. A hairdresser can charge $80 for the same thing. (Steve Weiss)
2. Makes Mom quit asking about grandchildren. (spoticus)
1. You can finally shake the stigma of being an Interior Designer. (Mickey Finn)

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