If you get a rude customer, you can embarrass them for weeks with pretense of a miscommunication.
(Dish Network CSR)
You get to play with girls' hair for a living.
(The Crazy Neighbor.)
After the accident in the lab, you have decided you weren't cut out for rocket science.
(spoticus)
Your therapist told you to find a constructive outlet for your impulses.
(Major Tom)
Two word: captive audience.
(Ariesgirl)
Strategy: the more blonds you create, the smarter you look....
(Oops I did it again.)
You love sharp objects and aren't smart enough to be a surgeon.
(spoticus)
As a barber you can only charge $20 for a haircut. A hairdresser can charge $80 for the same thing.
(Steve Weiss)
Makes Mom quit asking about grandchildren.
(spoticus)
You can finally shake the stigma of being an Interior Designer.
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