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Top Ten Things to Do with 100 Lawn Flamingos
(submitted by TheDon)
Try to get invited to 100 white elephant Christmas parties.
Take them on your hiking trip and leave a trail, in case you get lost.
Every day, move them a little closer to your neighbor's house. When they are massed on the property line, begin to arm them.
Apply for federal funds to declare your front yard a wildlife sanctuary.
Pick some random stranger and mail him one a day for 100 days.
Follow the Fire Marshall's instructions and replace them with 100 Lawn Inflamingos.
Buy 100 plastic crocodiles and some blue gauze and you've got the Nile.
Make a "Find Waldo" puzzle using one real flamingo.
Use them as extras in your low budget horror movie Birds 2: The Pink Menace.
Tick off your Home Owners Association.
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