Try to get invited to 100 white elephant Christmas parties.
(SPOTICUS)
Take them on your hiking trip and leave a trail, in case you get lost.
(brianhenning.com)
Every day, move them a little closer to your neighbor's house. When they are massed on the property line, begin to arm them.
(rorschak)
Apply for federal funds to declare your front yard a wildlife sanctuary.
(Magus Noan)
Pick some random stranger and mail him one a day for 100 days.
(Stephen H)
Follow the Fire Marshall's instructions and replace them with 100 Lawn Inflamingos.
(Q)
Buy 100 plastic crocodiles and some blue gauze and you've got the Nile.
(HappyChicken)
Make a "Find Waldo" puzzle using one real flamingo.
(Nova)
Use them as extras in your low budget horror movie Birds 2: The Pink Menace.
(quistis)
Tick off your Home Owners Association.
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