There's nothing weird about eating Frosted Flakes and beer for dinner.
(I <3 college)
Family members greet you with "I thought you were dead by now!"
(Oops I did it again.)
Your wife opens the door and tells you she not interested in what your selling.
(Nightotter)
The Industrial Revolution has turned the Shire into Middle-Earth's answer to Detroit.
(rorschak)
Your folks had left a forwarding address, but they don't live there anymore either.
(Major Tom)
In the meantime they switched to 230V and metric units.
(danb)
You leave home: You have 4 dogs; You come home: There are 29 pet graves.
(Rokket Man)
You need a machete to cut through the grass on the way to the front door.
(cchaps001)
It takes six wrong guesses, two trespassing arrests, and one dog bite before you finally find the right house.
(Chuck1863)
The cobwebs in the corner of your room have knit themselves into a scarf.
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