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Top Ten New Oscar Categories
(submitted by Iron Chef Klingon)
Best Remade, Unoriginal Picture with New, Untalented, Soon to be Stars We will shove down your throats this coming year.
Best Picture Hated by the Religious Right
Best performance in a gender bending role
(Bob "Oscar Winnah" Clemmons)
Best Acting by a Computer Simulation
Best Assistent to the Caterer to the Post-Production Crew on an Animated Short in a Foreign Language
Best Best Boy
(Krig the Viking)
Best Supporting One-Liner
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Best Craft Table Donuts
Best Over-the-Top Death Scene by an Action Movie Extra
Best Blatant Hinting at Possible Sequel
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