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Top Ten Things Learned from CSI
(submitted by BCAngel1303)
Just stop killing people, you stupid idiots! They'll use the bugs to catch you if they have to.
If you have a condition that allows you to shoot blood out your nose all over your walls.... don't.
Las Vegas, New York, & Miami are full of people who kill each other in strange ways for almost no reason.
One pixel on a person's glasses just might contain the face of a killer.
Blood splatters... a lot.
If life gives you a 90-second commercial break, come up with a better alibi.
Vegas is more than just gambling, sex and alcohol. There is murder and intrigue too!
Always pay cash for the bleach you use to get human brain matter out of your carpet.
(Iron Chef Klingon)
A meat bullet is not as good an idea as it sounds.
Most folks, on the inside, are made up of CG images.
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