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Top Ten Signs Your Psychiatrist May Not Be Legit
(submitted by Father Time)
He accepts most major insurance plans, or gummi bears -- either way.
Instead of a pad & paper, takes notes on an Etch-A-Sketch.
No couch. Just a bed, some candles, and a technique he calls "Love Therapy".
When handing you a prescription, he directs you "down the fire escape and behind the dumpster" to a pharmacist named "Goodtime Larry"
His diplomas on the wall are all from "prestigious, non-accredited universities".
He starts every explanation with, "Sigmund Frodo once said ..."
When you tell him how miserable your parents have made you, for an extra fee he offers to have them rubbed out.
The framed "Certified Internet Priest" certificate next to the framed "Certified Internet Psychiatrist" certificate.
His favored prescription: nitrous oxide.
After two minutes, he diagnoses your problem as being "f-ing crazy".
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