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Top Ten Changes Dubai Will Make in Port Security

(submitted by Kama)

10. Beer at waterfront bars will be replaced with warm goat's milk. (lefty)
9. The Geonovesse crime family will be replaced with the Al-Acbar a Jazari crime family. (AckThwap)
8. Smuggled weapons must be accompanied by all appropriate paperwork or they will be auctioned off to the first bidder. (Menasar)
7. Any crook with could get anything through for a $500 payoff. In other words, business as usual but at double the price. (Maniac Bob)
6. All cargo must be veiled. (ardnax)
5. Strategically deploy a highly trained team of drug sniffing camels at all debarkation points. (radman3636)
4. Exorbitant customs fee for any useless American government figurehead importation. (flowergal)
3. Onion domes on every port building. (Minaret Mafia)
2. Walker, Texas Ranger, will handle all port security. (Bada Bing Crosby)
1. Change its name to "Dubya", so that they can say "Dubya is protecting America's ports!" (Squeezette)

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