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Top Ten Reasons Penguins Are Better Than Cats

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10. Penguins will always go out when it's cold. (Oops I did it again.)
9. "Penguins" can be rearranged to spell "Snipe Gun," which is cool, whereas "Cats" only makes "Scat" or "Acts." (Stephen H)
8. A penguin won't make a fuss if it accidently falls into the bathtub. (Oops I did it again.)
7. When was the last time a Penguin vomited in your shoes then wanted a pat? (Zoctar)
6. Penguins lick enormous odds to survive; cats lick themselves.
5. Cats sleep. Penguins go sledding (Punkupine)
4. Penguins are better mousers. There are no mice in Antarctica, so penguins must have eaten them all. (byuguy)
3. When a penguin is soaking wet, it looks distinguished. A wet cat just looks scruffy. (Oops I did it again.)
2. "March of the penguins" narrator: Morgan Freeman. "March of the kittens" narrator: Pauly Shore. (Thomas Pålsson)
1. How many times have you heard someone say, "You gotta come over to Josh's house! He has a pet cat!" (M@)

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