A ten-gallon hat just ain't big enough--yours is 25 gallons.
(I mess with texas.)
You once knocked a man out for saying that he didn't like steak.
(KtV)
You have never heard of the term "recycle", trash is trash, ya'll!
(MT Nester)
As far as you're concerned, a "foreigner" is anyone who wasn't born in Texas.
(byuguy)
You won't buy a shirt unless it has shiny mother-of-pearl buttons, and a piece of rope sewed to it somewhere.
(JDAii)
At your wedding, you wore boots with your tuxedo.
(byuguy)
Your belt buckle costs more than your single-wide.
(Bada Bing Crosby)
You get claustrophobic while visiting Rhode Island.
(Crash Jones)
What you call "a decent steak" other people refer to as "three cows".
(Thomas Palsson)
You have both a casual and a formal belt buckle.
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