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Top Ten signs you're from Texas

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10. A ten-gallon hat just ain't big enough--yours is 25 gallons. (I mess with texas.)
9. You once knocked a man out for saying that he didn't like steak. (KtV)
8. You have never heard of the term "recycle", trash is trash, ya'll! (MT Nester)
7. As far as you're concerned, a "foreigner" is anyone who wasn't born in Texas. (byuguy)
6. You won't buy a shirt unless it has shiny mother-of-pearl buttons, and a piece of rope sewed to it somewhere. (JDAii)
5. At your wedding, you wore boots with your tuxedo. (byuguy)
4. Your belt buckle costs more than your single-wide. (Bada Bing Crosby)
3. You get claustrophobic while visiting Rhode Island. (Crash Jones)
2. What you call "a decent steak" other people refer to as "three cows". (Thomas Palsson)
1. You have both a casual and a formal belt buckle. (

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