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Top Ten Real Reasons Little Red Riding Hood Was Out in the Woods Alone

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10. Her mother sent her to bum cigarettes from the old lady who lived in a shoe. (Bada Bing Crosby)
9. Indoor bathrooms hadn't been invented yet. (pezgirl247, buttplug)
8. She was actually following the chicken to see why he had crossed the road. (Strickland)
7. All there was to eat in the house was nine-day-old peas porridge. (Bada Bing Crosby)
6. She was trying to escape the mongols who had invaded her village, and call upon her warrior grandmother to save her people. ((I didn't steal it, I SWEAR))
5. Errant tee shot on the par 4 13th. (Iron Chef Klingon, Deimodius, Bob Clemmons)
4. She saw her chance to break into show business with Little Tommy Tucker, who had been singing for his supper. (Bada Bing Crosby)
3. Of course she was alone! You go around dressed in a red riding hood and see how many dates you get! (No Dear I didn't)
2. Trying to find her husband Robin, who still hadn't come home with the groceries. (krayZpaving, Iron Chef Klingon)
1. She was answering a personal ad. She thought "The Big Bad Wolf" was only a screen name. (Pheonyx, DarthMaggot, TheRob)

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