There are perfectly good ways of saying "no" but you'll never think of them when it's time to say it.
(ehrm... )
Take your tube of anti-fungal cream out of the car before the date.
(M@)
Wine is classy. Gin is for men. Brandy is for heroes. But chocolate milk is not a good order on a dinner date.
(TheRob)
Men aren't allowed to know the rest of the rules but must obey them anyway.
(Chuck1863)
You're only funny if she agrees that you're funny.
(Alone at the bar)
The words "Mom", "Ex" and "C++" shall not be uttered.
(Topher)
Do not assume a Dustbuster is a good, practical gift.
(ardnax)
If you call her, you're pushy. If you don't call her, you don't care.
(Maniac Bob)
Never buy her a diet soda unless she asks.
(Nightmare)
Always wrap it, even if she protests, since there's no sense in letting uneaten food go to waste.
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