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Top Ten Reasons to Go to Disneyland

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10. While Tijuana may seem more interesting, it is just not suitable for the kids. (sageandscholar)
9. So your kids will stop bugging you to take them to Disneyland (coolroy99, Punkupine)
8. No longer supporting Michael Eisner (Magik)
7. On your first visit as a small child, Mickey Mouse made a drunken pass at your mother and there are some "loose ends" that need resolved. (McShakes)
6. To follow through with the plan: Find the big walking Goofy. Knock him out. Take the costume. Hide the body in an elevator. Wear the costume at your son's graduation. (Sputnik)
5. To really do the "wild" in Mr. Toad's ride (Potatohead)
4. Your kids are already incredibly spoiled, but you're shooting for completely spoiled. (lefty)
3. To create future reasons not to go to Disneyland (ardnax)
2. You've tried a pirate's life, and it wasn't for you. Now you're gonna take it out on the people who sold you that idea. (El Barton)
1. Your entry made the top ten list! What are you going to do now? (NuT wItH a GuN)

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