Important issues are to be decided with Rock'em Sock'em Robot Matches.
(Stephen H)
All statements over 300 words are subject to rebuttal by Simon Cowell.
(lefty)
Add a "10 Bribes or Less" Legislative Express Check-Out.
(Alfredo Garcia)
Outsource it all to Domino's Pizza. Then you could get a bill passed in "30 minutes or less."
(Mickey Finn)
Combine swearing-in and indictment ceremonies.
(WendellWit)
All budget appropriations are to be submitted to an internet based Top Ten List. Only the suggestions that get selected will get funded.
(al)
Instead of a gavel, give the chair a supply of poison blow darts.
(Maniac Bob)
One word: Exlax
(Danderson - Maybe they won't be so full of crap in the future...)
Make it like a reality show: the first congressman to pass his bill wins immunity!
(The naked guy)
Limit senators to ten words per day. Cut off access to aides for non-compliance.
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