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Top Ten Reasons to Look Forward to the World Cup

(submitted by Clock face)

10. I can finally prove to my friends that Maradona and Madonna are not the same person. (CraigC)
9. Rioting soccer fans make Iraq look calm in comparison. (ardnax)
8. The winner is very likely to take Galaxy and Universe Cups as well. (thegiantsnail)
7. It is the one time in four years that Univision, Telemundo, and ESPN are showing the same thing. (Aaron Hirshberg)
6. A break from bowling, darts and lumberjack contests on ESPN2 (Crash Jones)
5. Normal guy fighting in a bar: jerk      Guy fighting wearing Brazilian yellow: hooligan king (Buttsey57)
4. The US will fail and FIFA will become part of the "Axis of Evil." (roachiestubthumb)
3. It is a much needed break from the frenzied excitement of watching baseball. (Fifitrixiebelle)
2. You're not getting enough anti-Americanism from the current media. (Buttsey57)
1. The art of feigning injury is invaluable to various life situations; You're gonna want to study the pros. (Macdeth)

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