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Top Ten Pet Peeves of the US Men's Soccer Team
(submitted by spellacopter)
The ten sports that are more popular in the USA: Football, baseball, basketball, hockey, lacrosse, field hockey, swimming, bowling, tiddlywinks, and foosball
Eight-year-olds bragging that their soccer team won their championship
(No Dear I didn't)
When they hurt themselves, Bella Caroli does not carry them.
Bush keeps trying to power up their team with UN Weapons Inspectors.
Being compared to the Jamaican Bobsled Team
The US Badminten team has more groupies than they do.
No matter how often they show their sports bras, they never get same media coverage as Brandy Chastain.
"Yeah, well, you see, we already have a sport in the US called 'football'... yeah, it's mainly played holding the ball with the hands... even so, I think we're still gonna keep calling it 'soccer' in the US."
The "World Cup" consists of many more countries than the "Worlds Series."
That no one knows them well enough to know what their pet peeves are.
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