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Top Ten Often Overlooked Ways to Beat the Summer Heat

(submitted by JLM2)

10. Move to Antarctica (Topher)
9. Ice Cream Diving (Buttsey57)
8. Waterproof laptop, scuba gear, deep end of the pool . . . perfect! (Blrup)
7. Hire a team of moles to dig a series of tunnels for you to travel in. (Baby Hates Bunnies)
6. Live in the Northern Hemisphere from October to March, and the Southern Hemisphere from April to September. (M@)
5. Drive through the automated car wash in your convertible. (Thomas Palsson)
4. Put thong in water, place in freezer overnight, wear the next day. (CraigC)
3. Become manager of a supermarket and move your office to the walk-in freezer. (JrsyRose)
2. Go for a very fast run through the local park's sprinklers. Naked. (TheDon)
1. Become a penguin breeder. (Inventor)

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