You have a strikingly similar resemblance to Michael Jackson, play-doh nose and all.
(Alex)
You have to use your acting skill to adopt that "blank" look.
(Arcola Mike)
You have Michael Moore's body, Don King's hair, and George Bush's stage presence.
(byuguy)
You aspire to be the person who single-handedly brings back "acid washed."
(rein)
You took your painted Middle Earth figures with you to showcase your talent for Claudia Schiffer's open auditions.
(But this orc is in a bikini)
You can't put Vaseline on your teeth because you don't have any.
(dental assistant)
Your previous experience in front of the lens mostly includes photos taken from security video cameras and mugshots.
(Fluff)
Your fashion sense consists of one question: "Are those pants stretchy?"
(al)
Gerald Ford took grace lessons from you.
(That damn gopher hole!)
In the waiting room at the agency, you sneezed and blew all the other applicants out the window.
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