You find a Spying Permit nail to your front door.
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
There's a robin on the front lawn wearing nightvision goggles.
(Major Tom)
Free "NSA is Watching You" T-shirt mysteriously appears in your mail box.
(Pertinax)
The eyes on your George Bush action figure follow you around the room.
(ardnax)
The cable company visits your home every day to make "free adjustments".
(Arcola Mike)
You're pretty sure that black helicopter hovering outside doesn't belong to your neighbour.
(Deimodius)
You somehow won a free home surveillance system.
(danb)
The guy across the street seems to order a lot of van-delivered pizza, flowers, cable repair, and plumbing.
(JrsyRose)
The NSA's spy satellite located your house before the FBI and the CIA, which, according to the US Constitiution, means they have dibs
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
That creepy little guy with the parabolic microphone who sits in the corner of your bedroom.
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