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Top Ten Signs it is Your 30th Birthday

(submitted by Summer Allen)

10. You got turned on when your wife was "gettin' jiggy with it" at a wedding last week. (Buttsey57)
9. You go to a resturant and order salad and water. (Andrew)
8. You're now much more thankful for how speed bumps slow those young punks down. (Ilsoap)
7. Before the big evening on the town, you've got to both color the grey, and cover up some pimples. (Penelope)
6. You're back to one candle on the birthday day cake. (danb)
5. Your name changes from "Dude" to "Sir." (CrashJones)
4. You suddenly stop trusting yourself. (Maniac Bob)
3. You've just realized that somehow you're now invisible to 18-year-old girls. (SwenSweden)
2. Suddenly you feel like a loser if you ask your friends to help you move. (coolroy99)
1. You have just completed your very own decennial review of the word "old" and have revised it upwards to 40. (Pertinax)

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