Mighty Mouse was never busted for steroids.
(Arcola Mike)
Counting to 10
(Shaggy Wolf)
When Minnie insists he shave his mustache
(Wiki)
He's the best known guy on the planet and the only girl he can get has a body exactly like his.
(No Dear I didn't)
Being mistaken for an Irishman
(SB Willie)
Losing the "World's most famous nose" contest to Rudolf
(Wiki)
People sawing off the top of his head and selling his ears
(Nova)
He is unable to afford to have the "Perot for President" tattoo removed from left buttock.
(Strat)
Diversity awareness meetings hosted by the self-righteous It's a Small World bunch
(pc fifi)
He has yet to see a single penny for all those pancakes.
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