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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Reasons to Become a Nomad

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10. Otherwise your Anger-Management class will make you watch "It's a Wonderful Life" ... again (We're all friends right?)
9. Camel spit is in your blood. (Bob Clemmons)
8. With the advent of free WiFi, there's no need for a house to get a cable modem hook up anymore. (Topher)
7. You've decided to follow Oasis, but got a little confused. (rorschak)
6. Hunting: It's way better than Gathering (Austra Lopithicus)
5. You don't have enough scarves to become a gypsy. (ardnax)
4. You've always envied the biker lifestyle, but can't pull off wearing leather. You figure this is the nearest equivalent. (Murph the Smurf)
3. With gas prices so high, the free camel they give you is sounding mighty good. (Major Tom)
2. Everytime you try to settle down somewhere Richard Simmons comes out of the hedge and starts to mow your lawn. (Mungy Sputnik)
1. The sand is always yellower on the other side of the dune. (thegiantsnail)

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