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Top Ten Most Useless Statistics Ever

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10. The Average Telephone Number (Stephen H)
9. It took me 47 minutes to think of this answer. (Jonestown Punchdrinker)
8. This entry contributes to 10% of this list. (Topher)
7. For every 4 people that leave their water tap running, 7 panda bear cubs die. (rangerkeb)
6. 73% of the entries submitted to this list were "x% of all statistics are made up on the spot." (scooby dooby doo, where are you?)
5. 6 out of 10 top ten list entries aren't considered funny by 4 out of 5 people. (coolroy99)
4. 39% prefer entry #3; 42% prefer entry #6; 70% prefer entry #1; the rest realize that that's over 100% (Nova)
3. 87% of single-parent dendrophobes will not find #2 funny. (Drewpy)
2. 100% of these fact are most likely to be false. (Mip)
1. The amount of sleep lost thinking about that last entry: 14.3 seconds. (Stephen H.)

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