The Average Telephone Number
(Stephen H)
It took me 47 minutes to think of this answer.
(Jonestown Punchdrinker)
This entry contributes to 10% of this list.
(Topher)
For every 4 people that leave their water tap running, 7 panda bear cubs die.
(rangerkeb)
73% of the entries submitted to this list were "x% of all statistics are made up on the spot."
(scooby dooby doo, where are you?)
6 out of 10 top ten list entries aren't considered funny by 4 out of 5 people.
(coolroy99)
39% prefer entry #3; 42% prefer entry #6; 70% prefer entry #1; the rest realize that that's over 100%
(Nova)
87% of single-parent dendrophobes will not find #2 funny.
(Drewpy)
100% of these fact are most likely to be false.
(Mip)
The amount of sleep lost thinking about that last entry: 14.3 seconds.
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