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Top Ten Changes Katie Couric Will Make at CBS
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Continued exposure of her legs will make the 60 minutes clock tick just a little faster.
Every other news item? A recipe!
Replace anchor desk with Louis XVI chaise lounge.
No stories about people with hard-to-pronounce names.
Bob Schieffer will have to show some leg too.
Give the CBS "eye" some shadow and mascara.
World leader birthdays with Willard Scott.
Get rid of downer stories about "war" and "famine".
Level of "perky" will be raised from yellow to orange.
Chipendale's dancers to do the weather.
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