Forbes, GQ, Newsweek, and National Enquirer turned you down.
(Magus Noan )
No matter what your kids say, you know fart jokes are still funny.
(Major Tom)
To show all your retired teachers there's money in being a wiseass.
(Arcola Mike)
You've always thought you could make Spy vs Spy settle their differences peacefully.
(ardnax)
Because the New York Times just doesn't appreciate your quirky sense of humor.
(Penelope)
Easier than explaining all your demented and corny jokes to your friends.
(daddo)
Daily Show gig too cerebreal.
(rorschak)
Because what the hell else can you do with a bachelor's in English Literature?
(AcieGracie)
Always wanted to meet Alfred E. Newman in person.
(ardnax)
What? Me get a real job?
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