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Top Ten Perks of Being 100 Years Old
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Personal congratulatory letter from the 2nd Undersecretary of the Social Security Administration.
Your sudden and exciting new friendship with Anna Nicole Smith.
Referring to yourself as The Centurian is way cool.
You remember the last time the Cubs won the World Series!
You can get a job teaching highschool history just by telling "In MY day..." stories.
The bully who beat you up in grade school? Dead.
It takes a really big birthday cake to hold 100 candles!
From here on out: Free COFFEE at the Dairy Queen for LIFE.. <>
No one asks for your help to move furniture.
No sense in giving up smoking now!!!
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