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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Reasons Men Don't Like to Shop

(submitted by kebbers :))

10. No Shirt. No Shoes. No Serivce! (Hook)
9. Quangor, the evil man-eating dressing room (thegreatmoleman2.0)
8. The obmission of the size, brand, and flavor from the list means the wife will be taking the items back tomorrow anyway. (spoticus)
7. There's always ground breaking news happening on ESPN. (kb)
6. When another man wears the same shirt as you in public, it's an instant friendship! (Mickey Finn)
5. It's not that men don't like to shop. It's just that not enough stores serve alcohol. (angmo)
4. They've known too many guys that go "commando" when trying on pants. (Austinite)
3. "Potato Football" gets you kicked out of the grocery store. (ChickenBoy)
2. The talk with the police man about leaving children unattended in the car [I left the dog with them geez!] (spoticus)
1. After 4 hours they are tempted to answer "Yes, matter of fact, you look like a whale in that dress." (AckThwap)

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