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Top Ten Reasons to Buy a Chia Pet
(submitted by What the DILLY-O?!)
You can finally get someone else to sport an awesome comb-over.
(Chris Shelton plays for the Tigers)
Your Furby needed the company.
Most of your other pottery is growing something, so you might as well have the official one.
Your dreams of becoming a hairdresser died when you chopped your little cousin's ear off, so now you have to stick to plants.
There's one corner of your bathroom that's not covered in mold and the irregularity bothers you.
The local pet store gives you a great discount on obedience classes.
Your stuttering problem leaves you with few commerical jingles to sing, so you support such a sensitive corporation.
It's cheaper than keeping your toy poodle trimmed and dyed green.
You're not cool enough to pull off a pet rock.
It's the perfect gift for that person that already has everything they want.
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