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Top Ten Perks of Being Spiderman
(submitted by Prizzle)
No security checks before takeoff.
You catch the flyest girls.
Spider sense prevents him from getting hit in the head by a frisbee while walking in the park.
You are never at a loss for string.
Being a huge nerd and an awesome super hero at the same time.
(Bag Pipe Bagels... CNZ!)
No seats on the subway? Just hang from the ceiling.
Spider sense detects radar traps every time.
Webbing motif is very slimming.
You get to swing like Tarzan but still live near a Pizza Hut.
You get to work in your pajamas.
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