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Top Ten Reasons To Finally Convert To The Metric System

(submitted by BullFrog)

10. Because it takes more than 3 1/2 days to think up the top 16 reasons for anything. (Major Tom)
9. Because you've finally concluded that the entire Octric System was a bust. (Stephen H)
8. Finally get to use the other edge of all those rulers.... (Oops I did it again.)
7. It'll get rid of the Quarter Pounder for good. (Maniac Bob)
6. So you can invent cool new units like the quartermeter and the fifthliter just to confuse the rest of the world. (Stephen H)
5. Gas is WAY cheaper per liter! (Oops I did it again.)
4. So that people who you formerly wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, you can now not touch them with a 10-meter pole. (Stephen H)
3. If grams are good enough my coke dealer, it's good enough for me. (whyBother)
2. We're losing our competitive edge against Canada. (BKred)
1. Well, its not the top 12 list, is it Bucky? (JrsyRose)

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