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Top Ten Reasons to Run for Congress
(submitted by BKred)
Well, I mean, damn... if "Cooter" from the Dukes of Hazzard can get elected as a congressman, it can't be too difficult a job.
You finally want a job where your vote matters.
At the end of the day, you accomplish nothing, but still get paid.
There's no other job where you're allowed to lie, cheat, and steal all in a day's work.
You couldn't cut it in Hollywood.
Doesn't look like they're gonna get the "Fry-o-lator" working again at your old job.
Friends always say you look good with an American flag flying behind you.
You've tried running against Congress. It didn't work.
Work less than 100 days a year? Hey, I can do that!!
This wedding DJ thing just isn't working out.
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