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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Little Known Causes For Global Warming

(submitted by Naska the Zoki-Howler)

10. Hell may burn a lot more fossil fuels, but Heaven emits its exhaust directly into the ozone layer. (Rigoletto)
9. FLAMING LAP TOP COMPUTER BATTERIES!!!! (No Dear I didn't)
8. Chili Cook-offs. (scheisster)
7. All night Bumblebee raves... (Daddydon'tdodat)
6. Microwaving Pop-Tarts for more than the 3 seconds recommended on the box. (SissyRoll)
5. Unattended George Foreman grills. (ackthwap)
4. Frankly, the lack of a good Global Air Conditioner. (ackthwap)
3. Taco Bell's introduction of "Fire Sauce" in 1994 (brianhenning.com)
2. Pepsi wanted to put an end to the Coke commericials with polar bears. (Xenotheses)
1. Chuck Norris. (Krig the Viking)

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