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Top Ten Real Explanations for the Bermuda Triangle

(submitted by Punkupine)

10. Pirates are afraid of triangles. (NinjaBoy)
9. Ghosts of dead geometry teachers (Dan)
8. It was all a century long publicity stunt so we'd all watch Lost. (Great Scott)
7. There's an all you can eat buffet there - with LOBSTER!! (Acie Gracie)
6. Pythagoras decided to get revenge from the grave after people mocked trigonometry one too many times. (Deeeeeva)
5. Some stupid cult tried to make a gate, but forgot how to draw a pentagram. (Artificial Intelligence)
4. Plans for the "Bermuda Dodecagon" collapsed when aliens realized that most humans didn't really know what the heck "dodecagon" even was. (Fluff)
3. Brian "The Dinger" Simpson: Disgruntled Former Triangle understudy for the Boston Pops (darthgator)
2. It was the Bermuda Rectangle until Atlantis sank. (Wiki, , IOIO)
1. Earth has an innie belly button! (ackthwap)

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