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Top Ten Reasons We're Glad Election Season Is Over
Now we can return to murders, house fires and car wrecks on the local news.
It's much safer now to detour through people's front yards.
Now I can wait 2 whole years before I have to care about politics again.
No more mail telling me why I shouldn't vote for the other guy.
Now we can get back to those serious questions of life, such as asking my Doctor if Cialis is right for me.
Finally I can go back to only getting calls from bill collectors and telemarketers.
We can finally get back to gridlock in Washington.
Well..I already bagged my legal limit of voters..
Our elected officials can go back to not caring what we think.
We can stop complaining about the government we had and start complaining about the government we just got.
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