You're in training to be a NASCAR driver, and you have to work the shopping cart before they give you a car.
(Jeff "Gordon" Moscowitz)
Five degrees of blackbelt and no reason to use 'em
(Major Tom)
How often do you get to justify using a Tickle-Me Elmo as a weapon?
(rorschak)
Having to park a half mile from the mall helps walk off that turkey dinner.
(Magus Noan, Sarah C,, coolroy99)
You're trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for most diseases encountered in a single day.
(Buttsey57)
Why go to Africa to see an elephant stampede when Macy's is just around the corner?
(quistis)
Hey, at 5:00 a.m. how much traffic could there be?
(Oops I did it again.)
You want to see bribery, thievery, and self-centeredness in their purest forms, and Target is closer than Washington D.C.
(CaptainChris)
Good training for mosh pit season
(rorschak)
Your oral surgeon is closed that day.
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