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Top Ten Signs You Are an Extra in an Action Movie

(submitted by Father Time)

10. You always seem to hang out near a lot of really, really breakable surfaces. (Projectyl)
9. Everything just went slow-motion for a second there. (Krig the Viking)
8. This marked the fifth engine explosion in your car this week. (TheRob)
7. You only enter rooms by getting kicked through the door. (Baby Hates Bunnies)
6. While you're at your desk in the police station doing paperwork, that reckless hotshot cop whose partner just died storms into the boss's office, throws down his badge and gun, and storms out. (Krig the Viking)
5. Gun wielding, muscle bound men often come up and steal your car. (cchaps001)
4. Your drivers license reads "Bystander #2". (rorschak)
3. So far you have never succeeded in rolling your fruit cart undamaged down the sidewalk of a busy city street. (Thomas Palsson)
2. Your military training included shooting at nothing, somersaulting from guard towers, and hanging limp on barbed wire. (Chuck1863)
1. Your only two expressions are clueless and terrified. (rorschak)

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