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Top Ten Tricks You Wish You Could Teach Your Pet Dog
(submitted by Ilsoap)
Take himself outside to pee at 3:00 in the morning.
Go to work for me. So I could spend the day eating, lying on the floor, and occasionally drinking out of the toilet.
Find the remote on command.
Walking on hind legs...with pooper scooper in one front paw, and plastic baggie in the other
Put away dinner dishes after licking them clean.
Flush the toilet, THEN get a drink.
Crack the safe boy... good boy... now eat the diamonds...
(scooby dooby doo, where are you?)
Fetching hot girls
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
Two words: "Designated Driver"
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