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Top Ten Reasons to Not Watch the Super Bowl

(submitted by rorschak)

10. The powerful Superbowl commercials are just too much of an emotional roller coaster. (Krig the Viking)
9. You find its use of Roman numerals to be un-American. (Arcola Mike)
8. The Single Guy Sneek: You can't watch the game; you must protect your girlfriend. (spoticus)
7. A bowl with a cape? Thats lame. (mightymouth)
6. In a world desperately in need of togetherness, you feel badly for grown men penalized for holding each other. (Arcola Mike)
5. The "Miami Vice" marathon is running at the same time: Same city, same sunshine, fewer sweaty guys, and way more bikinis. (al)
4. The TV monitor in the delivery room doesn't get that channel. (Magus Noan)
3. The remote chance there might, once again, be a Shuffle (JrsyRose)
2. You are boycotting because of the exploitation of Animals: $4,000 a ticket; Does even one Bear see a dollar of it? NO!! Does one Colt see the money? NO!! (Spoticus)
1. Not interested in seeing Prince have a wardrobe malfunction (whyBother)

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