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Top Ten Ways to Tell You're Being Brainwashed

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10. You insist that handing out daisies at the airport was your own idea. (Magus Noan)
9. We love Hypno-Toad! (LittleJohnT)
8. Your kids won't let you help them with their math because you insist 2 + 2 = 5. (Arcola Mike)
7. Your wife holds up a queen of diamonds card every time she wants you to take out the trash. (IOIO)
6. The strip turns blue on the Home Brainwashing Test. (Arcola Mike)
5. A food pellet mysteriously appears every third time you vote on "American Idol". (Arcola Mike)
4. Every time you see golden arches you purchase a "happy meal" and mindlessly intone: "Ronald McDonald Loves You" (Arcola Mike)
3. Yesterday: You and your buddy drink Bud Light. Today: You and Comrade drink only Vodka! (Buttsey57)
2. Your family seems to be watching a lot of the spinning-lights-and-pulsing-music channel. (JrsyRose)
1. THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE ENTRY. YOU THINK IT IS VERY, VERY FUNNY. (Mute)

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