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Top Ten Ways to Tell You're Being Brainwashed
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You insist that handing out daisies at the airport was your own idea.
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Your kids won't let you help them with their math because you insist 2 + 2 = 5.
Your wife holds up a queen of diamonds card every time she wants you to take out the trash.
The strip turns blue on the Home Brainwashing Test.
A food pellet mysteriously appears every third time you vote on "American Idol".
Every time you see golden arches you purchase a "happy meal" and mindlessly intone: "Ronald McDonald Loves You"
Yesterday: You and your buddy drink Bud Light. Today: You and Comrade drink only Vodka!
Your family seems to be watching a lot of the spinning-lights-and-pulsing-music channel.
THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE ENTRY. YOU THINK IT IS VERY, VERY FUNNY.
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