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Top Ten Features of the New Microsoft Windows Vista

(submitted by Kris L. Duke #795 in VA Beach)

10. Instead of running slower when you run multiple programs, it instead becomes detatched, listless. (thegiantsnail)
9. 3 million new and exciting systems bugs including one that causes your computer to start vibrating like tickle me elmo. (Morgan the seer)
8. A little Gatesbot pops up every ten minutes to tell you how smart you were to upgrade. (Magus Noan)
7. USB-controlled punching bag (TheRob)
6. Accompanies every unmotivated crash with a catchy jingle (Thomas Palsson)
5. New and improved "Blue Screen of Death"... in 3-D (Sexy Gates)
4. If it detects you humming a copyrighted tune it charges your bank account a small royalty. (Chuck1863)
3. You can take your files with you using the exciting "print" feature. (Maniac Bob)
2. Automatically curses itself whenever appropriate (Stephen H)
1. Crash manager: make it seem like crashing's not really an accident (ackthwap)

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