direct from . . .

Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Ways to Combat the Flu

(submitted by ackthwap)

10. Don't Fight It! You needed to catch up on all those programs you have jamming up your Tivo. (CraigC)
9. A pair of nunchucks, a blow torch, a butter knife, 3 of your baby teeth, 24 unicorns and one sea captain (YOU'RE CURED!! ...Sputnik CNZ )
8. Duct tape always works to gum up them viral infections. (ackthwap)
7. Bubonic Plague, all illnesses bow down to their superiors. (Father Time)
6. A large plastic bubble and plenty of Hepa-filters (Tyler)
5. Pretend that weird, hot feeling you have must be what it feels like to be in love. (ackthwap)
4. Fact: Chicken soup helps combat the flu. Conclusion: Splice your DNA with that of a chicken. (thegreatmoleman2.0)
3. When anyone walks in with the flu, tell them to "Hold still." Then, start whapping them with a newspaper until either the flu is gone or they're gone. (Stephen H)
2. Shot of orange juice, glass of vodka, shot of orange juice, glass of scotch, shot of organge juice, glass of beer. Repeat until flu symptoms are no longer noticeable. (Oops I did it again.)
1. Hibernation (szolnoki, Arcola Mike)

Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton

Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's & Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the express consent of one of the authors.

sra & crs Last modified: Apr 5, 2007