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Top Ten Ways to Make Amends for Forgetting Valentine's Day
(submitted by Arcola Mike)
Prove that you're not a nerd by taking down your Top Ten List for a month.
(Rigoletto)
Make sure you at least remember the wedding annivers--- oh, crap!
(JrsyRose)
Provide startup funds for her new online dating service.
(Arcola Mike)
Move to another city and find a new girlfriend. Repeat process next year.
(Vendain)
Nothing says "forgive me" like her name engraved on a wheel of cheese.
(love like winter)
Be a patriot and a romantic on President's Day by reading her the steamy letters John Adams wrote to Abigail.
(Arcola Mike)
Half price sales mean twice as much chocolate for the same price.
(brianhenning.com)
Show your self-deprecating sense of humor with a lovely bouquet of forget-me-nots.
(Arcola Mike)
Not necessary: If you are stupid enough to forget Valentine's Day, you probably live in a cave alone anyway.
(ardnax)
"This #1 Top Ten entry is all for you, Sweetheart!"
(Mute)
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