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Top Ten Ways to Make Amends for Forgetting Valentine's Day

(submitted by Arcola Mike)

10. Prove that you're not a nerd by taking down your Top Ten List for a month. (Rigoletto)
9. Make sure you at least remember the wedding annivers--- oh, crap! (JrsyRose)
8. Provide startup funds for her new online dating service. (Arcola Mike)
7. Move to another city and find a new girlfriend. Repeat process next year. (Vendain)
6. Nothing says "forgive me" like her name engraved on a wheel of cheese. (love like winter)
5. Be a patriot and a romantic on President's Day by reading her the steamy letters John Adams wrote to Abigail. (Arcola Mike)
4. Half price sales mean twice as much chocolate for the same price. (
3. Show your self-deprecating sense of humor with a lovely bouquet of forget-me-nots. (Arcola Mike)
2. Not necessary: If you are stupid enough to forget Valentine's Day, you probably live in a cave alone anyway. (ardnax)
1. "This #1 Top Ten entry is all for you, Sweetheart!" (Mute)

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